"Let's play Catch the Cow!"
"Ok, Anna, how do we play Catch the Cow?"
"It's a game where you have to catch the cows and put them on your back."
"Where's the cows?"
"Oh, I'M the cow, and there's only one cow in the game!"
This was a conversation Anna had with her daddy this weekend. What Anna calls a new game, I call a plot to get her father to give her a piggy-back ride.