Things Overheard in My House, Part 9

"I can turn myself into paint!" – Joshua

"My owie got on your shirt!" – Anna

Conversation with Daddy and Joshua:
"Matthew, I know how to spell your name – TROUBLE!"
"Daddy, that’s not how you spell his name! You started with a T!"
"Oh yeah? Then what did I spell?"
"TUSH!"

"Mom if you don’t buckle my seatbelt, my head will get broken on the road and a car will be on it!" - Anna

"Matthew, what does a dog say?"
"ROAR!"


"Mommy, I want to talk to you."
"Oh yeah, Anna? What about?"
"I want to talk about your eye."
"What’s up with my eye?"
"Nothing, I just want to talk about it."
"Oh, ok, go ahead."
"Does your eye hurt?"
"No."
"Ok, you have to talk back with me."
"Anna, I did, I answered your question."
"Oh."

"I’m funny like Daddy, because I looooove chickens." - Joshua

"Anna, you are ridiculous. "
"Oh yes I am."

"Scripture is PANCAKES!" - Anna
Mommy leading a lesson on Advent:
"Guys, what are these candles called?"
Silence
Anna: “JESUS!”

“ANNA! THAT’S GROSS! WHAT DO YOU SAY?!” – Overheard coming from the bedroom as Daddy was doing bedtime

 Conversation between Daddy and Matthew:
"Matthew! You’re stinky!"
“YECCH!"

"My pants are in Matthew’s crib!" - Anna

"If my mom was a bad guy, I’d be rich!"
"Anna, what does rich mean?"
"I don’t know!"




Conversation between Matthew and Daddy:
"Matthew, are you pooping?"
"YEAH!"