Monday, September 24, 2012

Stories Told 'Round the Dinner Table Tonight

All three kids wanted to tell a story tonight.  These are the stories they told when it was their turn.  


"Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Anna.  Then there was a big mean water buffalo named Joshua that hit the princess.  Then there was a chicken named Matthew who kissed it and put a band-aid on it.  The water buffalo went to jail and the princess and the chicken lived happily ever after ever on a cupcake.  The end."

"The water buffalo named me ate the Princess Anna, and the cereal chicken named Matthew punched the King Daddy.  The Queen Mommy ran, and the Princess was alive again.  The Queen Mommy ran to eat the Princess Anna again.  And the Princess came alive again and the Cereal Chicken Matthew kissed the beautiful princess and the Princess was like 'oh, that's so cute, Cereal Chicken.' And the Cereal Chicken kicked the beautiful Princess even though he liked her because she wanted to be flying so she can pray to God while she's flying.  And then the Princess kicked a piggy bank and the piggy bank goes like 'OH I AM SO MAD AT YOU.'  The end!"

"Can I have another muffin?"

1 comment:

"Sara" said...

I love Anna's story! Tell her I wish I could live happily ever after on a cupcake. Sounds like pure bliss!